I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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