yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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