idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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