What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
not ubering you a puppy
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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