ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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