Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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