do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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