4 words: hood of his car
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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