i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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