you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
3pm strippers are depressing
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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