I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
They have beer where we have blood.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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