I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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