STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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