HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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