I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize