At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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