Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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