She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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