Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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