$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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