I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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