it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize
