He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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