Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Randomize