all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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