omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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