im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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