bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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