I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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