i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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