the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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