On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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