Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
