I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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