belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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