But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think people are normalizing furries
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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