in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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