Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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