Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
