sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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