i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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