Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its not stalking. its research.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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