I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Randomize
