My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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