He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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