We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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