i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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