Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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