Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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