Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I will pee on everything he values.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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