Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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