Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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