She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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