All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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