do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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