i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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